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WAAAAAAAAAHH!!

2009-05-14 02:33:47 by JoPiss

WAAAAH!!! THEY DELETED MY PERFECTLY USEFUL REVIEW WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I WAS BEING CONSTRUCTIVE AND NEWGROUNDS IS JUST A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!! WAAAAAAHH!!!!!

"This was stupid. Your original x cartoon was good. But seriously, it was:
CLICHE
CLICHE
CLICHE"

IS TOTALLY GOOD!!!! WHY DID THEY DELETE IT!?!


the day of shit

2008-03-26 02:25:47 by JoPiss

Just look at all those shit related submissions today!



expensive, ugly, sweaty, can't do the job and is just plain dirty!


You guys kill me!

2008-03-20 00:58:43 by JoPiss
Updated

I can't believe I got nine (a few were spam shit things) comments from illiterate waste band jackasses who obviously don't even know how to read a whole damn paragraph on a page run by a fourteen year old with no flash! You guys are hysterical!
If you're about to shit yourself while reading this due to the fact that you sat on your fat stinky nerd ass and read about 2 lines of a fictional rant of this site's owner, it's probably due to the fact you neglected to finish what you started. Go back and read the last sentence and quit your girly bitching already!


Tom Fulp and the like

2008-03-12 01:12:45 by JoPiss

You can go ahead and disregard the "and the like" part, as this post is solely concentrated on my dislike for anything Tom Fulp. I DESPISE this man. He constantly voids his own agreement to the users by putting what ever the hell he wants on the front page, is this fare? Fuck no.
Tom Fulp is not only a cocky ass hole, but he also gets offended by simple little fuck offs by 14 year old web surfers who find his work utter shit that doesn't deserve to be on the front page of his own site. As I've faced many removed reviews of his worst work, not being weighed might I add, I know about his dickery.
Nah I'm just fucking around, and if you made it this far without clicking on that little "add comment" button and left me a rudely annoying, almost unreadable pile of shit that you pulled out of your ass just to make yourself seem like even more of an idiotic inter-web dip-shit, then cudose, you may have a brain just yet.


Why must life rock so much?

2008-02-17 01:54:20 by JoPiss

Nah just fucking around, it's not that great.


Butt sex

2008-01-21 17:25:21 by JoPiss

So as it turns out, butt sex is no longer considered a verb in Utah, but is now a stand-alone suffix.
Like in the term; It was like a butt sex, or, It wasn't butt sex enough.
I for one like this new law, even though it limits me from ever asking my girl friend (I'm working on that detail too) if she'd be up for it. The city council said it would help prevent early pregnancies, but theres like three flaws I can think of off the bat why that's not true.
I mean, for one, it's the butt. If we all had butt sex then there'd be less teen pregnancies. And why does out lawing the verb term help? It's not like that'll change anything. Not to mention if we had less butt sex, then we'd have more vag sex... you get it right?
Any way, that's just my thought on the subject.



So I just rented Assassin's Creed, and I like it, at fist; it was like taking your fist steps after being shocked by an electric current. Numb, I was, as I pushed that bitch with the pot on her head to the floor and saw those blinding lights that forced me to do it all again. As you can guess, iadflajslaj ;;vks;dnbdc,.xkldve;n
Fuck this, like anyone reads this shit anyway. Fags



So I just rented Assassin's Creed, and I like it, at fist; it was like taking your fist steps after being shocked by an electric current. Numb, I was, as I pushed that bitch with the pot on her head to the floor and saw those blinding lights that forced me to do it all again. As you can guess, iadflajslaj ;;vks;dnbdc,.xkldve;n
Fuck this, like anyone reads this shit anyway. Fags


My dick hurts

2007-11-20 02:28:01 by JoPiss
Updated

So I was gettin my dick sucked by an interdenominational worm hole caused by a rip in the space-time continuum and I noticed a flake of hair particles laying on the floor floating just above sea level. I leaned in to investigate this phenomenon to find that I was in fact, on a pirate ship being surrounded by Will Smith clones. Surely enough, I sprung into action in order to better all of man kind.

Although I failed in taking out the more advanced organisms, I was able to escape to a near by peace of ROFL scattered on the cement next to the rotting carcass of a fallen rat warrior. I knew what I had to do, as I turned around to hold my sword up high and chant the words of my fellow warriors. I had to fight, fight the biggest of the big, the strongest of the strong, that is, after I took out Dr. Drea. I raised my head to the sharp piercing sight of the lights above me, then to the gazing eyes of my opponent. He stood two story high, but I was ready, I had do to get the first Xbox360 if it killed me. After weeks of waiting, I was finally in line, and only moments away from receiving the ultimate gift. I held out my hands, only to find a large rubber ball to fall in my grasp. It took me by surprise, but the game was set and I had to pull through.
My mouth tasted gamy as I looked down at the stone within my grasp, then at my goal, and one more at my opponents. I grasped hard enough to beak it, but her scream escaped into the air, it caught me by surprise, but I agilely escaped being taken by my biggest fear. That wasn't about to stop me though, his laugh was sickening, but it made me happy, I was ready to fuck her in the ass without second though. She clenched the dagger tightly, thrusting it into my body like a fiery knife through butter. I wasn't about to be taken by him though, his face was dastardly, but all I could do at that time was run, and I did. That's when the floor boards fell from the sky and landed in the sand above me, I scooped up the remaining body parts and stowed them in a small cup Alfonzo had fashioned out of whole while he was still alive. Having done this, I ran out of supplies and had to run across the palace in order to retrieve more money, I was a long paroless journy, but that was the price I would have to pay in order to remain in the human world. I wanted to continue, but I coughed up too much blood, I was useless, and I knew it. That's where I found the socket wrench, and pound the living shit out of my dick.