Score: 5

"awful controls"

submission: Dungeon Cleaner

date: October 28, 2009

Game seems interesting enough but the controls just make it unplayable. Needs some work.

Score: 10

"Lol"

submission: Self Portrait

date: June 21, 2009

Saw the dick cumming in the mouth. I knew there had to be something up with this!
Very well made, must have taken a lot of work!

Score: 10

"MGA 3"

submission: Awesome Cracks Down

date: June 2, 2009

I noticed MGA3 written on the billboard in the background. A clue to your next submission?
As always, love the Awesome cartoons. Keep up the good work.

Score: 4

"Uncreative"

submission: How the Swine Flu Started

date: May 22, 2009

Completely expected and poorly executed. 12 year olds have made the same connection "HURR DURR SWINE FLU CAUSE MEXICANTS FUCK PIGS HURR." Outrageously unfunny and unoriginal.

Score: 5

"This is retarded"

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 18, 2008

It's a rather well made game, and that's my biggest problem with this flash. It's got very authentic drawings and graphical style, an entertaining set of tasks and a bunch of silly themes, like blood coming out of a chicken egg, that make this a rather enjoyable flash. However, the meaning is absolutely idiotic and it's implementation is just plain wrong. Flashes like these only make my hate for Peta grow. As I mentioned about the blood in the chicken egg thing, as well as feathers to give it the feeling that you're aborting a little chicken fetus, Peta is just annoying when it comes right down to it.
They bitch and moan about a lot of things, things that will never change, they know what they do and say will overall have no effect on not only big corporations they hate so much, but on the public as well. Sure, Peta likes the show you animals getting their heads chopped off and dogs getting beaten -which is another thing they do, regardless of whether it relates or not, Peta really likes showing you old yeller getting his face pounded by a 2x4- just to "prove a point", but no one really changes after seeing these things, the meat industry is still grossing billions of dollars a year, and Peta is still considered a terrorist group.
You may not have heard, but Peta really is considered to have conducted acts of terrorism. The reason being is how extremist Peta is, they burn down factories, plant explosives, splash blood on people's coats and, in most cases, are a down right burden to society. They're fully willing to sacrifice human lives to try and protect the lives of farm animals that don't have a chance anyway. And while that last statment may have sounded like bigotry, think of it this way; no matter what you do, no matter what you say, farm animals will be continued to be risen on steroids, neglected and harvested. Saving them is not only a waste of time, but will give you many problems to face with general public later on.
It is wrong the way these animals are treated, but it doesn't make Peta anymore right. They continue to burn and destroy places where many people find work. They constantly force many Americans out of jobs, and some are even kill in the crossfire. In fact, down here in Utah, a group of straight-edge Peta members burned down a fur factory and a worker was caught in the fire while it was happening. He burned alive. The members of the extremist act continued to claim he deserved it.
No matter which way I look at it, Peta only does more wrong then good, they believe so strongly that they're making a difference, when they only make our streets that much more dangerous. Supporting Peta will get you nowhere, changes as large as what Peta is shooting for will never be made, and I truly do agree that Peta is nothing more than a terrorist foundation.
How I wish you would spend your talents on more than support for a bunch of lunatics, but what you choose to do is what you have the right to do, so, have fun.

Score: 5

"Not that great"

submission: The Art Show

date: October 22, 2008

It may look interesting at first, but is mostly boring and completely uninspired. Also completely unfunny, a prime example of trying too hard.

Score: 4

"Bland and boring"

submission: MGS: Flash Collab DISC 02

date: October 12, 2008

While I much enjoyed the first one, most of the submissions in disk two were fucking horrid. Out of the "50+" there were maybe four that were even sub-par quality. Egoraptor really let me down on this one, I usually enjoy his work, but his was just retarded

Score: 10

"absolutely dreadful"

submission: Sprite TV 3!

date: August 21, 2008

This cartoon honestly reminds me why I despise sprite flashes. The lack of interest and laziness really shows in the work of the artist. While I'm sure the effort needed to compose one of these collabs is at best brag able, I really don't really care.
The whole thing is just boring and plain, like Idaho, but with less potatoes.
To me, It's odd that I dislike this flash so much, as I found the previous flash TVs at least bearable.
Maybe I just don't like this flash due to the fact I hate pretty much all sprite animations in general, but I feel like I've been let down on an epic scale.

Wow, I just spent ten minutes trying to figure out how to wrap up this review without sounding like a huge asshole, but I don't think there's much of a chance at that happening. So, let's just say this; Thanks to this movie, I'm never going to participate in another sprite flash, EVER.

And just so you Newfag ass holes don't get mad at me, I'll throw on a ten.

Score: 8

"LOOK AT MAH MAN BOOBS!"

submission: Happy Luisday

date: August 7, 2008

I don't know who luis is either, but I don't really give a shit. It's a poorly drawn short and silly cartoon, just the way it should be.
I find major appeal in these types of flashes that look like shit cause they were made to be that way. I don't give a flying fuck what anyone else says, I like this flash.

Score: 7

"not great, but fair enough"

submission: One Level Game: Hardcore

date: August 3, 2008

I have to start with this; awful music. I like Dope's song "Die MF Die", but god, this song is fucking terrible. The lyrics are emo as hell and it just sounds to generic and bland. It takes away from this games replay ability by a lot.
The game it's self is alright, and most certainly not that hard. Very little movement is actually required once you figure out the pattern and thus becomes like a chore.
Most of it's pretty repetitive, but then again, this style of game is really based on repetition, so what do you expect?
This game is nothing special, but also not terrible. It's worth a couple goes, but that's about it.