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Arrival In Hell I Arrival In Hell I

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Major work needed!

This game is very poorly coded. The character walks backward for some reason and randomly appears between the toilet and bed for no reason. The whole thing needs an overhaul.


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VVVVVV Demo VVVVVV Demo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

plenty of potential

There's a whole lot to love about this game. I like the music, sound effects, character and level design. All I can say is I can't wait for the final release.



Dungeon Cleaner Dungeon Cleaner

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

awful controls

Game seems interesting enough but the controls just make it unplayable. Needs some work.


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(Twisted) Cooking Mama (Twisted) Cooking Mama

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

This is retarded

It's a rather well made game, and that's my biggest problem with this flash. It's got very authentic drawings and graphical style, an entertaining set of tasks and a bunch of silly themes, like blood coming out of a chicken egg, that make this a rather enjoyable flash. However, the meaning is absolutely idiotic and it's implementation is just plain wrong. Flashes like these only make my hate for Peta grow. As I mentioned about the blood in the chicken egg thing, as well as feathers to give it the feeling that you're aborting a little chicken fetus, Peta is just annoying when it comes right down to it.
They bitch and moan about a lot of things, things that will never change, they know what they do and say will overall have no effect on not only big corporations they hate so much, but on the public as well. Sure, Peta likes the show you animals getting their heads chopped off and dogs getting beaten -which is another thing they do, regardless of whether it relates or not, Peta really likes showing you old yeller getting his face pounded by a 2x4- just to "prove a point", but no one really changes after seeing these things, the meat industry is still grossing billions of dollars a year, and Peta is still considered a terrorist group.
You may not have heard, but Peta really is considered to have conducted acts of terrorism. The reason being is how extremist Peta is, they burn down factories, plant explosives, splash blood on people's coats and, in most cases, are a down right burden to society. They're fully willing to sacrifice human lives to try and protect the lives of farm animals that don't have a chance anyway. And while that last statment may have sounded like bigotry, think of it this way; no matter what you do, no matter what you say, farm animals will be continued to be risen on steroids, neglected and harvested. Saving them is not only a waste of time, but will give you many problems to face with general public later on.
It is wrong the way these animals are treated, but it doesn't make Peta anymore right. They continue to burn and destroy places where many people find work. They constantly force many Americans out of jobs, and some are even kill in the crossfire. In fact, down here in Utah, a group of straight-edge Peta members burned down a fur factory and a worker was caught in the fire while it was happening. He burned alive. The members of the extremist act continued to claim he deserved it.
No matter which way I look at it, Peta only does more wrong then good, they believe so strongly that they're making a difference, when they only make our streets that much more dangerous. Supporting Peta will get you nowhere, changes as large as what Peta is shooting for will never be made, and I truly do agree that Peta is nothing more than a terrorist foundation.
How I wish you would spend your talents on more than support for a bunch of lunatics, but what you choose to do is what you have the right to do, so, have fun.


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One Level Game: Hardcore One Level Game: Hardcore

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

not great, but fair enough

I have to start with this; awful music. I like Dope's song "Die MF Die", but god, this song is fucking terrible. The lyrics are emo as hell and it just sounds to generic and bland. It takes away from this games replay ability by a lot.
The game it's self is alright, and most certainly not that hard. Very little movement is actually required once you figure out the pattern and thus becomes like a chore.
Most of it's pretty repetitive, but then again, this style of game is really based on repetition, so what do you expect?
This game is nothing special, but also not terrible. It's worth a couple goes, but that's about it.



MindFeed MindFeed

Rated 5 / 5 stars

16!

whore-ay!
I dun gotz mah syx teen!!



SHIFT 3 SHIFT 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

34 12 17 88

Above is the secret code to the end level, and the Mel Gibson secret character is a nice touch, really like how if you beat the game with him, he whips jews with a Jesus whip. Lot's of fun and I hope to see more shift in the future.



Jack the fugitive Jack the fugitive

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty cool

Over all, a pretty neat flash game. Has a bit of story behind it, some pretty cool looking characters and enemies and a moderately balanced weapons system.
The whole post apocalyptic war thing has never really been implemented in a flash game in a favorable manner.
While I doubt corporations will ever have that much power, it is a newer more creative idea as to why the world would spiral out of control (of course, the O-zone thing is also rather creative) and I do enjoy that.
A few things I didn't understand though, first off, I tried to back track to get the larger pistol on the first level, but it seems impossible to jump to that ledge, and second, if the lost souls that were forced from the safely housing sectors are inside the hospitals, wouldn't that contradict the main plot?
I know, I'm thinking way too much for a flash game, but I do like the story line, some smart ass jokes thrown in as well, just to keep us interested.
Honestly, this could be a book, I wouldn't say it'd be a best seller, but I know I'd read it as long as it had more back ground to offer.

Defiantly a nicely made flash.



Rollercoaster Rush Rollercoaster Rush

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

marketing ploy

I detest the use of popular sites for selfish personal gain. It's a fun game, for the most part, but I find no reason to pay for something you can get for free.



Color Burst Color Burst

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

lots of fun

The balls aren't scripted, and I like that, it means you put a nice bit of effort into this game! It's not very pretty, but I don't mind, it's a lot of fun, and a nice time killer. I got to the 40 ball one, and I couldn't get past it :( oh well, a ton of fun while it lasted.