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LOOK AT MAH MAN BOOBS!

I don't know who luis is either, but I don't really give a shit. It's a poorly drawn short and silly cartoon, just the way it should be.
I find major appeal in these types of flashes that look like shit cause they were made to be that way. I don't give a flying fuck what anyone else says, I like this flash.

A good cartoon, but why this one?

Why would of all the other cartoons this one get featured? As far as I've seen, these are all of similar quality and just as enjoyable as the the other. One might argue that Tom wouldn't want a bunch of the same series on the front page, but then, why do all those shitty anime things always get front-of-the-line rights to the front page? Why? Cause the system is fucked up.
You know why this is on the front page? Cause it's got Tom Fulp in it. Regardless of it's well deserved rating of 4.07 (or so as I write this) it wouldn't be on the front if it weren't for Tom's self loving douche baggery.

Now that that's out of the way, I did much enjoy the cartoon, as I do the whole office spider series, it looks much like the style of cyanide and happiness, which is a big plus for me. It was quite humorous, but I do have two complaints.
One would be the music transition, while I'm not one to say how to do it, as I've never tried before, and it does seem to be something most artists have trouble with these days, it couldn't hurt to find outside help with music control.
Second, the movement of the camera seems to be a bit jumpy. It's a bit disorienting when there are many more animations going on with the spider at the same time.
Overall, a very good flash

danomano65 responds:

shut up. The last Office Spider made front page. You fake your age so you can watch "dirty" submissions. You know nothing about Flash, or Tom. Piss off buddy.

another classic by adamjack!

I'm always happy to see a new video by you! No matter how harsh people are on your work, I always find it enjoyable! Hope to see some more toons by you soon!

AdamJack responds:

Very nice of you to say that. I'll be making more videos hopefully soon. :)

Too much like Irod Bad

Saying that this is similar to Irod Bad isn't enough, in fact, it is Irod Bad. Everything about this cartoon is exactly like Irod Bad in almost every sense of the cartoon. As much as I liked your first cartoon, seeing with again, with a different setting and names, made it rather unenjoyable.
Even though it's the same as Irod Bad, it's also extremely different, it feels much less enthusiastic, almost like you didn't even want to make it. Aside from being much slower paced, it's also a lot more bland, there's not always a back ground and the drawing seem somehow even lazier than before.
All of the jokes in the last one defined it, making it a silly whimsical experience with many quotable jokes and such, but this seems to take everything that cartoon was, and make it completely bland and played out.

In it's own, it's not bad, far from it, just doesn't live up to it's predecessor which it so strongly tries to be. I'd say it's just above average in my opinion.

a lost point

How did a bad-ass COD4 based animation with a basic, yet interesting message turn into a stereo type filled dance-a-thon? While the animation is for the most part clean and outstanding, the messages are mixed, and the ending message? "Languages Are Different, But Love Is One"? What? That had nothing to do with your previous messages. A much better one would have been extremely basic, something like "we're all one" due to the whole relation as to why we're fighting thing.

In it's self, it's a great animation, but the dancing was stupid as far as trying to make a point. It's hard to take something like this serious.

popping up every where

Since the original Animation Vs Animator, flashes just like it have been swarming around the net. While these do seem to require a lot of effort, it seems like effort that is sadly wasted. To have the patience to do something like this is outrageous, to think about the possibilities when given that much effort, but to be wasted on something we've seen before is rather appalling. This form of animation has already over stayed it's welcome and becomes rather boring. We all liked the idea in AVA, but in AVA2 it seemed rather old and played out.
I found that mistake as a message to everyone that we should move on and come up with newer, more original ideas, I guess I was wrong.

Not to say this is a bad flash, it's animation is of a high standard, everything is fluent and works just how you would expect it to. Something like this would take quite a bit of effort, and I understand that completely, but most of us have grown sick of the whole idea. If it had been a choppy, poorly plotted animation with no real lead, I'd have given it less than a zero, but this is made so well, it would be unjust to base it entirely on it's dead art form. Having said that, I believe you have an exemplary amount of talent, and will some dedication, you too may be a well known flash artist.

KobraEditing responds:

I understand all of your points...thanks

great animation

It looks great, the animation is like an old school Disney movie with lots of blood, action, and violence.
Can't wait to see the whole thing

stamper?

I didn't hear stamper in that movie. Who did he voice as?
On to the review!
Great movie, as are all the other nameless movies. Full of great artists contributes as well. Pretty much anything by these people I'll eat up with a smile on my face, and this is no exception.
5 for 5 ten out of ten!

LazyMuffin responds:

He did Miller ( THE KILLER! )

dick attack

A nice little parody of a parody. Great to see there's actually and end to this though. It's funny as crap if you don't get offended by dicks like a little pansy.

funny, but my laptop can't handle it

This is in no way your fault, but my laptop is such a P.O.S, it can't handle this video. Even on low, it sends my laptop to a complete halt.
It sucks, cause this is a really high quality animation, I wish I only had a better computer to watch it on.

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