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[The Roslin Station]

uh huh

There isn't much to this as a game, it's solely about story and their is isn't much game to it. The environment is deep and eerie, but it's nothing you couldn't have done in a movie.
While the whole thing is a strange feeling, it's pretty much just clicking arrows until it's done.
For a game it's poorly executed, but as a movie, you could add more story and background to make this an even better experience. while I do like the visuals and the whole feeling of the surroundings, but it's just not appealing as a game.

danomano65 responds:

blah blah

[SuperTank]

you know what I love about your flash?

I love how all of your character designs have been the same sense Alien Homminid day 1. I also love how all the attacks of said characters are also the same. I love how nothing is diverse and all your art style choices, back grounds and plots are all the exact same thing.
Because as we all know, diversity is a useless key to anything good!

Ansel responds:

I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

[Survivor - (Fire)]

I love it

It's retro, and who doesn't like that? The whole escape thing is pretty much an undiscovered jem in the flash world, as not much has been done around it sense warebears. It's enjoyable and has quite a bit of replay value.
I have one question though, when I opened the window, and had everyone up except the sister, flames burst through the upper house, is this because of oxygen flow, or is that the only end? I haven't tried closing the door first, but thats because there isn't enough time to wake them all up, get them in the room and close the door etc...

Matmi responds:

Have you used the towel?

[V E C T O R]

nice try

It's a good looking and feeling game, but ultimately becomes stale and annoying without any music or breakdown on the controls. It's not a bad game, but it's boring without any cool techno music to match it's odd vibrant color scheme.

mfennell responds:

the music is there now for your enjoymant

[Breach.]

It was pretty damn good

It's basic, but with flash you can't really make it complicated without getting an eye full of shit, so that's a turn for the best.
One thing I noticed that some might not have - is that this is in fact a rythmistic game - and I'll be recommending it to that section.

FreeAsANerd responds:

Simplicity was one of the main goals in the game, and that's a pretty easy concept to notice, but still, thanks for it.

[Halloween Game Collab 07]

i didn't like most of the games

I may not have like most of them but there were some good ones, definitely no gems, but some good.
WARNING!!!!
WHILE I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME I GOT A REDIRECT! PLEASE CHECK YOUR FLASH CODE TO MAKE SURE IT'S NOT MESSED UP!!!!!

Coolio-Niato responds:

you prob clicked the Ad below the game. There are no getURLs inside of any seperate game.

[Flash Hero]

really goodbut

but it was insanely hard, remember, on easy you should only hit the main notes from the lead, medium should have the main from the lead and the rytheme, hard should have almost everything except for the excessive stuff, and expert should have all the notes. But don't sweat it, 1. your not getting paid
and 2. your using flash, witch sucks
good game

Semikiller responds:

Cool, I see you're a guitar hero yourself, haha. Yeah, I kinda agree, next time I will pay more attention to the difficulty changes and exactly how difficult they should be. Thanks for the review man.

[The Bankrobber]

would score higher

but its just a demo, I don't give good on demos

Youdagames responds:

Not Fair!

[Happy Cyclopsland]

DUDE!!!!

It was so fucking awesome I almost had a seasure!! Not really but it was awesome :D I like how people die acording to how you shoot them instead of most games were they just...die.

And I REALLY liked the sound effects!
Good work man

BasV responds:

thanks for noticing that! I tried to make the physics real, instead of just letting everyone disappear in a cloud of blood. And I'm glad you liked the sound effects,too! tnx!

[Fry That Chicken]

BEEN DONE!!!!

no style cuz theirs a fuish game that came out before this thats the same

CybermonkeyStudios responds:

I don't recall any "fuish" game...

I know the idea has been done.