JoPiss's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome's Creed]

damn you!!!!

You just rewind the twist in Assassin's Creed for me!!!! god fucking damn it. Oh well 7/10 you'd get a 9/10 but you rewind my life

AlmightyHans responds:

that's by far not the twist, you find that out in the very begining of the game, the REAL twist is that you actually think you're a man but your a woman.

[Pink To Be Square]

worthy

I could see this on the front page in the near future

Metalcan responds:

Dunno about frontpage, but that would be insanely cool. Thanks!

[The XWiiStation]

xbox

what you described it to be was pretty much just a suped up 360

danadler responds:

Thats Probably Because It Is! Wii And PS3 Suck Ass! 360 All The Way!

[Lemon Demon's "Bad Idea"]

read on

This animation could have been too reluctant on the look of cartoons, but not had a cartoony feel. It could have been full of stupid cleches, and the same animations again and again. It could have had some shitty stills with some tiny movements at a time - like eyes and more animations with little movements - and it could have strayed from the plot to make the animation seem cool, or throw some big stupid letters in to fill up space and make it seem like there was effort when there really wasn't.
I thought this animation would surely contain all these horrible traits, but I was wrong, dead wrong. Sweet Jesus was I fucking wrong.

TmsT responds:

So... you were expecting anime, basically.

:D BURRRRN (on anime, not on you)

[Rising Death]

It wasn't bad, but had problems

I liked the animation, but there were a few problems I had with it. For one, the skin colors hurt my eyes, it was hard to watch cuz of the contrast of all the darkened pigments of skin and such.
I also don't understand why there was a huge ass sword setting on a wall in the middle of a dungeon?
Anyway the animation was pretty solid, but the colors made it kinda un-eye-catching. Work out that problem in your next animation and you should get an even more positive user reaction.

RatherRandomReality responds:

Using untypical colors is a style of mine. I like it that way. I'm not trying to make Flash that will please 100% of the audience. I'm just doing what comes out naturally.

[Crapoween]

I'm not trying to sound like an ass

Really I'm not, but it looks like your copying Chase, Yomata Pearl, and a whole bunch of other artists styles. I don't know if it was intentional, but if it was try something new, who knows? Maybe you'll make a new fad?

Lazyfeet responds:

Firstly, I don't know who chase is :s Secondly, sure I like Yotam Perel but my style looks nothing like his. I really don't see the similarities.

[SKATER V2 Episode: 03]

It was good but where is the skating?

The series used to just be bout some dude skating and people dieing and bad ass background changy things. But now it's going off on random plot sprees that leave the viewers wanting to see some more skate tricks and ramps. Also on one personal tid bit WHY AND IPOD?!?!?!?!?! I'd trash that thing and get a zune.

MarcyVF responds:

Lol.
Cliff hangers, my friend.
THis isn't random, just pay attention!

.M.

[Madness - Preloaded]

pretty damn good

were others have seemed to failed in making a more dynamic madness flash, you seem to have taken it a step in the better direction with better camera angles, and even some pretty clean animation.

LYRONMARTIS responds:

Thank you

[Honey Smack HD]

lulzerz

I used to do shit like this with my friends, we'd think about shit from child cartoons and the bible that were unbelievably adult or messed up, haaa brings back the old days....

TXMStudios responds:

Funny you should say that since our next cartoon deals with bible characters. Thanks for the comment.

[iPhone]

heh

it was alright, there wasn't anything pretty to look at, just some squares, and there was only one joke that served the purpose of one cheap laugh. Overall it was a good submission, but not quite front page worthy.

theblackkangaroo responds:

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