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[Beat the Boss]

nicely done

First off, I like how the game is sinked with the music, seems like it quite a bit of effort, and I respect that. The graphics are very basic, but the animation is smooth.
The game's pretty tough, everything is gray black (well, mostly everything) so they eyes begin to wander, whether you meant for this to happen or not, it's a nice psychological effect that keeps things interesting, even with the bland color scheme.
To say the least, it's a nice time killer and the music choice is excellent.

[You Have To Burn The Rope]

too difficult

I couldn't figure it out, no matter how many axes I throw, nothing happens, and the fire does nothing.
My firm is currently working on a code that will automatically level up the weapon to a 45+ with 16 points manna to destroy the dragon you face after being launched into space. I still can't find the so called "emulate of power" but I guess it's fine, due to my highly equipped weaponry.
To those of you who couldn't get to the hammer, you have to jump above the lake, onto the log cabin THEN onto the boat and ride it until the warp hole opens up. You'll be launched into a parallel universe where the hammer is a refrigerator and you have to open it and replace the coke can with the pepsie you pick up after murdering the president.

[WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider]

brings back memories

Reminds me of grade school when me an my friends would draw things on white boards and then erase and redraw them in different positions.
I like the effects of this game, the ink effects go light and dark randomly like when you press too lightly with markers. When you blow stuff up, it looks like it's been freshly erased.
The game play is simple enough, simply fly around and drop some bombs, the simple approach seems to be one of the best, as you don't have to remember stupid buttons and gives you the needed sense of security.
One thing I also liked, was the physics of the bombs, like when you go too fast and they fly out further then if your stationary. Maybe I'm over examining this game, but I really did enjoy the living crap out of it!

[The Roslin Station]

uh huh

There isn't much to this as a game, it's solely about story and their is isn't much game to it. The environment is deep and eerie, but it's nothing you couldn't have done in a movie.
While the whole thing is a strange feeling, it's pretty much just clicking arrows until it's done.
For a game it's poorly executed, but as a movie, you could add more story and background to make this an even better experience. while I do like the visuals and the whole feeling of the surroundings, but it's just not appealing as a game.

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[Pickleman Begins Betatest]

ET with pickle man in it

Whats the point of playing the worst game in history with some pickle guy chasing you? It doesn't make any sense.

[The World's Hardest Game]

holly shit

Insane, this is absolutely the hardest game I've ever played. more than 850 deaths by the time I got to level 17. My brain felt like it was going to explode by the time I gave up.

[Compulse]

great puzzle game

doesn't over due the levels of difficulty, wasn't too easy and was the kind of game that makes you think.
I like the physics a lot :D

[IndestructoTank A.E.]

exactly what it should be

Out standing, absolute mayhem, amazing, joy ride, there are many words to describe this game, but all of them mean the same thing;
this game is fucking awesome.

[The Fur Fighters]

way easy

There's no difference between easy and hard, that seemed kind of lame, but flash is a bitch to work with on stuff like that, so no big deal. The message is clear as it bellows it constantly. I do feel that there should be a stop to the use of fur, but peta is really out of hand with these things.
Peta is considered a terrorist organization as it threatens and harms people at the sake of animals, while animal abuse is wrong, you have to remember people feel pain as well. I've heard of reports of peta trying to burn down department buildings because in one of the sections of the store, fur coats were sold. While it would have been fine to protest, they take measures that are completely out of hand to prove a point. If you want to keep your boycott of burberry going strong, I'd suggest not involving peta as they give a bad image to those of us against crimes against animals.

[Boxhead: 2Play Rooms]

somethings wrong

For some reason when I try to start the game, it goes to the pause menu and no matter what I do, it won't go away, please help