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[Canyon Defense]

Pretty tough

It's pretty tough. You ear money at a very slow pace and a lot of the enemies are unstoppable unless you unlock the nuke and use that. Only problem is, I could only get the nuke on easy :( Medium was hard, and I lost pretty quickly.
It was also kind of a pain that there wasn't a tutorial, so I ended up taking a few hits from air plains due to the fact that I didn't know there were tabs containing AA guns.
It's actually pretty good, but it starts off rather slow and is focused for the hard core people. An overall good defense game.

[Easy Chess]

It's a lot of fun

The A.I. isn't a total pile of shit like most games, in fact, it's rather good! It responds well to everything I can throw at it, and is a formidable opponent. I can say, with little pride, that if it weren't for the "undo button" I'd have lost miserably.
Only thing I didn't like was the "replay" button. I accidentally clicked it 3-4 times and sitting through your own idiotic movements and complaining about how you could have been better (this is just me people) is really irritation, and pretty much boring.
Anyway, good game of chess when you don't have anyone to play it with!

[SuperTank]

you know what I love about your flash?

I love how all of your character designs have been the same sense Alien Homminid day 1. I also love how all the attacks of said characters are also the same. I love how nothing is diverse and all your art style choices, back grounds and plots are all the exact same thing.
Because as we all know, diversity is a useless key to anything good!

Ansel responds:

I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

[Survivor - (Fire)]

I love it

It's retro, and who doesn't like that? The whole escape thing is pretty much an undiscovered jem in the flash world, as not much has been done around it sense warebears. It's enjoyable and has quite a bit of replay value.
I have one question though, when I opened the window, and had everyone up except the sister, flames burst through the upper house, is this because of oxygen flow, or is that the only end? I haven't tried closing the door first, but thats because there isn't enough time to wake them all up, get them in the room and close the door etc...

Matmi responds:

Have you used the towel?

[Adventures Of Gyro Atoms]

I couldn't get it to start

It took some patients to get it to load, as it's rather large file, when it finally said start, I clicked the button, and the screen went black. I waited 5 minutes and it stayed the same. I closed the game, refreshed and tried again. Same results. I then closed my browser and tried again, I had to wait through the full load and again nothing happened. So I downloaded the latest version of flash (which I actually already had) and restarted my pc. It didn't help.
I even ran this on internet explorer, which I hate using. It didn't load ether. It's sad cause this looks like a quality game. I'll just give it a five, and not vote for it's real score, as that sounds fare to me.

[Undefined's Protector]

exceeded my expectations

I've grown so bored of the defense genre, this is a nice turn of events though. When I first saw this it reminded me of a game I saw a long time ago on the pc that I hated. I'm glad to say this is the best defense game I've ever had the pleasure of playing.
One thing though, it would be nice if you warned us to play this on anther sight first as I made it half way through to find I couldn't upgrade certain things. It's not a big problem, I just wish I knew :P

[FWG Island]

frustrating

The towers don't help you too much, that is until you make them air towers, but even then, at certain points this becomes too overwhelming and ends up being an extreme pain. IT'S NOT A BAD GAME BY ANY MEANS!!! I'm not good at running around and planning resources related to this games style, so I didn't enjoy it. But it was still entertaining until strategy needed to be introduced.
It takes some hard work, but eventually you unlock some cool stuff in this game which kept it interesting, but the difficulty line is rather steep.

[Shape-a-licious]

not my style

It's very well made for it's genre, but something about this type of game just puts me off... anyway, even though it's not my type of game, it's still good.

[Treasure Seas Inc]

really good

It's a lot of fun, but it took me 3 days to get all the treasure. I did notice a glitch, I bought the large fan propeller first, then the medium, just to see if it would make my sub faster. Now it moves all slow and I can't get the big propeller gain. That made finishing the game a lot more irritating and difficult. It's a really good game though, and I hope to see more.

[Brick Hole]

really really really hard

Or at least at 4 am it is, fuck this really pissing me off. If can't sleep and now I'm trying to beat this game, I don't know why, maybe my mind is under too much stress... anyway cool concept even though it's hard, it's still fun