JoPiss's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[In the Rain]

a story about a man

who falls in love with an ugly ass chick at first sight and they share an umbrella. Being thirteen, I don't give a crap about love, but I know a good idea when I see one, this would be great to send to a lover/wife/butt buddy.

[Hamster Lovin']

pretty funny

I was hopping he would go up to heaven and there'd be a bunch of hamster souls bugging the shit out of the guy. Oh well, the ending you went with was just fine :D

[Awesomefield]

total spoiler

That part with Godzilla, totally spoils the movie, I mean, it's the big twist at the end. Nah, I'm just fucking around. This is pretty funny, but mostly only if you've seen the movie first and you get all the little "inside" jokes. The art isn't quit as rough and funny looking as Ego's stuff, but it's still pretty damn funny.

[Bambee]

This is funny as shit

I loved this! It's one of the funniest things on Newgrounds! I laughed my ass off until my cheeks hurt! That scene with the happy polish boy trotting and fart made me come close to laughing hard enough to puke! Then he shit out the fucking unicorn with real time shit physics and I almost pissed myself!
I'm defiantly going to show this to all my friends! 10/5 (I wish I could, anyway!)

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

anonymous

We are anonymous, we do not want to fight, we just want to sit down and watch this video with some popcorn cause It has really well made animation and is funny as shit. We also want to give this video five and tell our friends about how douchey Tom Cruse and then put them on to this video.
Tomorrow we will hold a press release about how amazing this video is.
I hope you get this joke.

LULZunlimited responds:

Call my secretary and we'll arrange an interview, sometime. B-)

[The Story Of Phil 0]

Oh Nos!

If Phil died after blowing his dads chopped off dick, then how come he's in another two stories?

Slintas responds:

He didn't die. His uncle came and saved him. But I was to lazy to animate that :P

[SRM Transformers]

chibi!!

They look too damn cute to be huge transforming robots, but who gives a fuck? It was funny, anyone who's seen the movie (the good one anyway) will be able to spot out the obvious parodies and silly antics related to the transformers world.
4/5

Battosai810 responds:

glad you liked it!
in all honesty i enjoyed the new one too, but the 86 one is THE classic!
glad you caught the jokes!
thanks for the review!

[Rambo2: First Slug]

Video with music

I'm not a fan of either series, but what I can tell is that this is clips from rambo... with sound from a video game recored over the sound from the movie.

MindChamber responds:

Holie Shit!! 0_0

you must be psychic or somethin! 0_0

[Shamoozal: Crapfest Force]

good god

This is a pretty funny cartoon. The animation is awesome, but the writing feels kinda cheesy. Especial all the crap the chick says. I really don't like the female character in the flash, her voice is annoying as shit, and is the most boring of the three characters.
This flash series'd probably benefit nicely if you got rid of her.

[Confinement +]

anatomy

It's a good idea, but what's with the anatomy of that dude? It's all... fucked up. I like the idea, and the whole camera angle shits, but google anatomy and improve (that came off a little strong, I know) your art :)

Liquidsword responds:

Yah alot of people didnt like that. I knew it was abnormal, I just found it fun to draw, and animate. Thanks!