JoPiss's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TANKMEN .5]

good, but not like the rest

It's a good animation, but it's defiantly the low point in the series (directed to the reader) if your new to the series, start of with the first, not just because you'll get this one better, but also because it's arguably the funniest one in the whole series.
Then of coarse watch tankman 3, a parody, and then tankman three!!!, a parody of the parody. Defiantly the funniest tank related stuff on this site.

[My Newgrounds]

thats it?

Well the level 21 thing was all fun and great, but why so short? Oh well better than that ps3 inside flash

[[STAIN]]

holly shit

That was one of the most fucked up stick figure videos I've ever seen.
That being said, it's also the best one I've ever seen.

[PS3 Inside]

not really that good

I like the ps3, and it is a quality system, but all of those who gave this a good score are a bunch of babbling idiot fanboys. Like reddeye5, not only did he take the time to write a bogus review on a video, state his game amount and then flame the xbox, but he also gave this movie a 10.
I love the ps3, but think about it seriously, why would to people of newgrounds want to watch this? It's not so much of a flash movie as it is a lousy statement of what we already know about the ps3.
It's not entertaining, just watch it for yourself, this really isn't very good.

KnaveX responds:

Well cool you stated your opinion, now do you feel more important? I never promised it would be very good I even said it was a bad quality camera and if the people of newgrounds wouldn't want to watch this they would have blammed it. It's not a statement, its an ad. Letting people know what PS3 can do. Since you know what it can do good for you, butt not everyone knows.

"I'm not really 18, I'm 13. I don't have flash and I don't plan to get it, it's a pile of shit that's not even worth half the trouble or even a quarter of the price"

This is what you wrote in your description, and it explains alot, but me being 14 can't understand how you being 13 are such an ignorant kid. What would you know about what the people of newgrounds want when your elaboration of what flash is states its a pile of shit? You clearly don't have a life besides trashing peoples flash animations. Not so much a flash movie? Really? did you see this movie? I will accept your review when you tell me when was the last time you had a blast watching an ad. so go on, tell me.

[Freezepop's JEM!]

not bad, but not flash

It's funny, but it's not really a flash video. Something like this really belongs on youtube.

[Magician]

great

I hope it's not the end for this, it could be a pretty good series (and you don't have to change it that much or make a story line [ look at dead babies for example]) and it'd probably be really popular.

Jaded989 responds:

it would be cool if this became some form of series. im really in a bind on what to do for the next one. so many people want story. alot enjoy it the way it is. its guna be tough to please everyone.

[Akira the Don - Hypocrite]

Fisrt good animation of 07'

I remember when this one dropped, still just as awesome as the first time I ever watched it.

[Movin']

cheesy

I despise bleach, and this wasn't really all that interesting. Not to say it's really a bad cartoon, but more so that the song is awful, and the animation overall pretty dull.
Funny, because I usually like your cartoons.

[I Am Christmas]

funny

This was a good flash movie.
I didn't really like I am Legend.

[How not to die']

heh heh

It was pretty good, short though. I liked the Assassin's Creed references at the end.