JoPiss's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Office Spider: Episode 5]

A good cartoon, but why this one?

Why would of all the other cartoons this one get featured? As far as I've seen, these are all of similar quality and just as enjoyable as the the other. One might argue that Tom wouldn't want a bunch of the same series on the front page, but then, why do all those shitty anime things always get front-of-the-line rights to the front page? Why? Cause the system is fucked up.
You know why this is on the front page? Cause it's got Tom Fulp in it. Regardless of it's well deserved rating of 4.07 (or so as I write this) it wouldn't be on the front if it weren't for Tom's self loving douche baggery.

Now that that's out of the way, I did much enjoy the cartoon, as I do the whole office spider series, it looks much like the style of cyanide and happiness, which is a big plus for me. It was quite humorous, but I do have two complaints.
One would be the music transition, while I'm not one to say how to do it, as I've never tried before, and it does seem to be something most artists have trouble with these days, it couldn't hurt to find outside help with music control.
Second, the movement of the camera seems to be a bit jumpy. It's a bit disorienting when there are many more animations going on with the spider at the same time.
Overall, a very good flash

danomano65 responds:

shut up. The last Office Spider made front page. You fake your age so you can watch "dirty" submissions. You know nothing about Flash, or Tom. Piss off buddy.

[Brassic Park: Aquarium]

another classic by adamjack!

I'm always happy to see a new video by you! No matter how harsh people are on your work, I always find it enjoyable! Hope to see some more toons by you soon!

AdamJack responds:

Very nice of you to say that. I'll be making more videos hopefully soon. :)

[The Anger of Animation 2]

popping up every where

Since the original Animation Vs Animator, flashes just like it have been swarming around the net. While these do seem to require a lot of effort, it seems like effort that is sadly wasted. To have the patience to do something like this is outrageous, to think about the possibilities when given that much effort, but to be wasted on something we've seen before is rather appalling. This form of animation has already over stayed it's welcome and becomes rather boring. We all liked the idea in AVA, but in AVA2 it seemed rather old and played out.
I found that mistake as a message to everyone that we should move on and come up with newer, more original ideas, I guess I was wrong.

Not to say this is a bad flash, it's animation is of a high standard, everything is fluent and works just how you would expect it to. Something like this would take quite a bit of effort, and I understand that completely, but most of us have grown sick of the whole idea. If it had been a choppy, poorly plotted animation with no real lead, I'd have given it less than a zero, but this is made so well, it would be unjust to base it entirely on it's dead art form. Having said that, I believe you have an exemplary amount of talent, and will some dedication, you too may be a well known flash artist.

KobraEditing responds:

I understand all of your points...thanks

[Nameless 6 Vol.2 Part 2/2]

stamper?

I didn't hear stamper in that movie. Who did he voice as?
On to the review!
Great movie, as are all the other nameless movies. Full of great artists contributes as well. Pretty much anything by these people I'll eat up with a smile on my face, and this is no exception.
5 for 5 ten out of ten!

LazyMuffin responds:

He did Miller ( THE KILLER! )

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

anonymous

We are anonymous, we do not want to fight, we just want to sit down and watch this video with some popcorn cause It has really well made animation and is funny as shit. We also want to give this video five and tell our friends about how douchey Tom Cruse and then put them on to this video.
Tomorrow we will hold a press release about how amazing this video is.
I hope you get this joke.

LULZunlimited responds:

Call my secretary and we'll arrange an interview, sometime. B-)

[SRM Transformers]

chibi!!

They look too damn cute to be huge transforming robots, but who gives a fuck? It was funny, anyone who's seen the movie (the good one anyway) will be able to spot out the obvious parodies and silly antics related to the transformers world.
4/5

Battosai810 responds:

glad you liked it!
in all honesty i enjoyed the new one too, but the 86 one is THE classic!
glad you caught the jokes!
thanks for the review!

[Rambo2: First Slug]

Video with music

I'm not a fan of either series, but what I can tell is that this is clips from rambo... with sound from a video game recored over the sound from the movie.

MindChamber responds:

Holie Shit!! 0_0

you must be psychic or somethin! 0_0

[Confinement +]

anatomy

It's a good idea, but what's with the anatomy of that dude? It's all... fucked up. I like the idea, and the whole camera angle shits, but google anatomy and improve (that came off a little strong, I know) your art :)

Liquidsword responds:

Yah alot of people didnt like that. I knew it was abnormal, I just found it fun to draw, and animate. Thanks!

[PS3 Inside]

not really that good

I like the ps3, and it is a quality system, but all of those who gave this a good score are a bunch of babbling idiot fanboys. Like reddeye5, not only did he take the time to write a bogus review on a video, state his game amount and then flame the xbox, but he also gave this movie a 10.
I love the ps3, but think about it seriously, why would to people of newgrounds want to watch this? It's not so much of a flash movie as it is a lousy statement of what we already know about the ps3.
It's not entertaining, just watch it for yourself, this really isn't very good.

KnaveX responds:

Well cool you stated your opinion, now do you feel more important? I never promised it would be very good I even said it was a bad quality camera and if the people of newgrounds wouldn't want to watch this they would have blammed it. It's not a statement, its an ad. Letting people know what PS3 can do. Since you know what it can do good for you, butt not everyone knows.

"I'm not really 18, I'm 13. I don't have flash and I don't plan to get it, it's a pile of shit that's not even worth half the trouble or even a quarter of the price"

This is what you wrote in your description, and it explains alot, but me being 14 can't understand how you being 13 are such an ignorant kid. What would you know about what the people of newgrounds want when your elaboration of what flash is states its a pile of shit? You clearly don't have a life besides trashing peoples flash animations. Not so much a flash movie? Really? did you see this movie? I will accept your review when you tell me when was the last time you had a blast watching an ad. so go on, tell me.

[Magician]

great

I hope it's not the end for this, it could be a pretty good series (and you don't have to change it that much or make a story line [ look at dead babies for example]) and it'd probably be really popular.

Jaded989 responds:

it would be cool if this became some form of series. im really in a bind on what to do for the next one. so many people want story. alot enjoy it the way it is. its guna be tough to please everyone.